You + Me = …….?
Well, first things first. Ellipses are a fancy mathematical way of saying "nothing, you retards."
So dMe + dYou = nothing.
Integrate over both sides…
\integral(dMe + dYou) = \integral(0) = 0
Of course, we need to find Me in terms of You.
Me(You) = 1/You (I’m exponentially better off without you)
dMe/dYou = -1/You^2
dMe = -dYou/You^2
So we have
\integral(-dYou/You^2) + \integral(dYou) = 0
1/You + You = 0
-1/You = You
-1 = You^2
You = sqrt(-1) = imaginary
I have proven you out of existence.